hi

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

can we please be feminists again.

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary