Guidance & Discipline

Middle aged professional male who enjoys being a firm guiding hand and listening ear for young ladies needing advice, structure, guidance, supervision and/or the occasional (or not-so-occasional) firm hand across their behind. v2.0

Today's life advice -- the threshold for turning "old" is the point where your brain screams "we ride at dawn!" while your body screams "the hell we do!"

Friday Fantasy (early because I'm traveling the next couple days...) -- A cruise around the world. A young lady in a sailor skirt. And a long talk in our cabin about her behavior late at night as she bends over the bed. Eventually her yelps, her wiggles and the color change in her bottom becoming too much and more primal urges taking over.

Today's Life Advice -- Do not follow your dreams. Stalk them relentlessly until they take out a restraining order against you.

So apparently I've made 100 posts on here without being terminated for some random reason. I'd like to thank all of you kinky and naughty folks for all the likes and reblogs. So in honor of this milestone, I figure I'll throw it open for a press conference. Go ahead, AMA...

Today's Life Advice -- There are 13 minerals essential to humans. All of them can be found in a glass of wine. This is not a coincidence.

Friday fantasy -- we are at the mall shopping and happen across the belts in the back corner of the men's section. It is pretty empty, so I tell you to bend and touch your toes so I can give one of the belts a good test SNAP across your bottom. You know, try before you buy. The sheepish look on your face as you stand up desperately hoping none of the other shoppers are staring back in your direction is priceless.

Today's Life Advice -- Teamwork makes the dream work. Assuming your dream is a chaotic group project where you do 90% of the labor.

Today's Life Advice -- The Bible and the Quran both teach to love one another but have also inspired wars and violence. The Kama Sutra, on the other hand, is slightly more specific and has caused zero wars, proving that details matter.