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What if there was a mod for New Vegas called Lil House and it just added a little mini-me version of Mister House that's his computer son. It's never addressed or anything and he even persists if you whack House off, but he's just there.
THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE SMALLEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF FREE WILL, ONE MOLECULE OF SELF DETERMINATION.
Crowley: "Uuuh..."
YOU CAN'T SERPENT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE THROUGH DESTRUCTION OR THAT SHE CAN WEAVE FROM STARDUST, ITS SOMETHING YOU MAKE TRUE BECAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT IT IS. YOU USED TO BE SO CLEVER CROWLEY.
Crowley: "Ack, ngk, well...I've just been having a rough time lately..."
YES, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR WEEPY PRINCIPALITY AND TAKE SOME BREAKFAST AND COLLECT YOURSELVES. Aziraphale:"...there is no where to have breakfast?" THERE IS, AS LONG AS THERE IS SOMEONE TO EAT IT, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEWHERE TO HAVE BREAKFAST, NOW GO ON, THESE TWO AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CHAT ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY AND THROWING AWAY PETS WHEN WE'RE BORED OF THEM.
Me experience seeing other mcyts rn is people talking about how the spear is kinda lame, gently poking each other with it and then leaving it aside, sometimed experimenting with it for like 20 minutes before getting bored, sometimes using it to elytra spear someone while they work. And then I turn around and the spear has completely changed manhunt and Dream wields that shit like a monster, killing people with one blow with even a wooden spear
Bro wields that shit like talons and fangs, bro wields that shit like it is an extension of himself, bro wields that Thang like the could rip through space itself and get the kill he deserves
The thing about Dream is that he is a giant competitive Minecraft nerd the likes of which the popular mcyt space doesn't really have. His understanding of the game lets him push items, glitches, mechanics etc. to new heights because he spends the time and does the research and wants to try things out. He might not be the first person to do it, but he trains it like CRAZY and gets insane results
(it's kind of like in mcc with sot vault rushing and dodge bolt funneling strats. He made them work, he made the work so effectively it changed the meta because he understood what was going on)
The people who are at that level don't have the personality, creativity, or vision to be a successful cc, and the people who do don't have the dedication and focus to be that type of player. His melding of the spheres is just so so fantastic
It also showed me how the manhunts are just a completely different challenge/game from anything else in the mcyt space. I cant think of any other context where a move like Dream spearing the hunters while they're leaping down for him could work. This is what dr donut meant when he said that manhunts are so hard and demand so many specific skills. I dont think many other players would ever be in a situation like that to be able to pull a move like that
Reblog to disintegrate him into atoms
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Every once in a while I still feel the need to defend PK. Yes he did all that shit but he was Not an actively malicious person. He was a recluse and a coward who wanted to save his kingdom (albeit unethically), not someone who hated his kids or did things entirely to save his own ass with no regard for anyone else. He's kinda like Asgore-- convinced himself that this horrible option was the only way and probably hated it the whole time he was doing it. He allowed himself one single moment to love his child and it ruined everything. I don't think he was hitting Hornet or threatening THK
I figured it out. The only possible reason BBH could still be friends with Dream is if he was being held hostage
...or if Dream had leverage over him
Now who would make the best hostage for leverage over BBH?
Skeppy
It's the Skeppy cage again
It's always the Skeppy cage
(/j in case it wasn't obvious)
all roads lead back to skeppy cage
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... đ¤
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).
phineas and ferb heritage post
Text since it might be a bit hard to read in the image:
1: Hornet: You should remain here and consider while I go inform the settlements of our victory, child. Lace: Hmpf
2: 20 minutes and 10 bottles of fleabrew later... Lace: Take this mother! I shall be your perfect child no longer Haha~
3: And shortly thereafter... Lace: ...foolish creatures, placing their silly game above the water... ... ...Hmm...
4: Lace: ... ... ... perhaps the Phantom had a point afterall ...
5: About 2 days later, Hornet: I have returned, child. Did you come to a decision?
6: Lace: Yes spider, I believe my path is clearer now, for my victory is complete! That perfect daughter will truely be no more! ...Oh, don't look so sour. I shall not drop back into that abyssal dark. I am merely joining my fallen sibling in their rejection. A daughter no longer! Haha~ And no mere child either, spider! For I shall be a boy and all shall henceforth call me only by my true name...
7: Lance: LANCE, Hornet: ...so dramatic...
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Holmemes pt. 53
Is Holmes gay? Is he aro/ace? Is he some secret third thing? Is he all of the above? Who knows, but we can all agree on one thing: that is not a heterosexual man.
in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didnât have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course thereâs the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)
guys i know they were initially roomates because they couldnât afford to rent separately but allow me to defend my honor a moment
a) in this economy. that counts in my book
b) the flat they could only afford split was a two bedroom in central london walking distance from hyde park and marylebone train station with meals provided i simply do not believe that they couldnât have each found a significantly cheaper place
c) watson eventually moves out and into his own home/practice, first to a place within walking distance of paddington station (translation: pricey) and then second to a place in kensington right by hyde park (again, pricey as all hell)
d) holmesâ payments were, in watsonâs words, âprincelyâ and he could likely (watson speculates) have afforded to just buy the place outright within the years they lived together which means this man is renting a place in central london just for like? sport?? and he seemingly isnât even letting watsonâs empty room while heâs gone. brother thatâs prime real estate
e) also like. remember when holmes secretly buys a whole ass house. like the aforementioned bougie ass kensington place. and this is apparently a small enough strain on his finances that watson doesnât immediately notice. a whole house
f) watson lowkey wasnât even working when he moves in with holmes and holmes seems to suggest in study in scarlet that most of his work is unofficial assistance to the police rather than like paying clients which does make affording really any place in london very fantastical much less baker street
Just had a thought...
Vox for sure supplies wifi for, probably, most of Hell. So, if Alastor ever murders Vox, or when he beats him up, do you think the internet would go down? I would be so pissed if the answers yes lmao.
TVs, radios, and WiFi use Radio waves to function, so even if vox dies, the WiFi would still be up if Alastor let's it cuz the guy who is actually in charge of the airwaves is still alive.
Vox controls the wifi in the exact same way my cats control when I feed them. He doesn't, actually, but Alastor lets him think it because it's cute he believes he does.
Some of my favourite Book Omens fics:
A Memorable Fancy by Argyle
Some Romantics have all the luck. (London, 1777).
(Aziraphale meets and inspires William Blake)
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Come Live in the Country (With Me, My Darling) by KannaOphelia
After their conversation was interrupted by Death, Crowley and Aziraphale's minds were wiped of certain salient events from the last eleven years. But shadows remain. And Crowley is possessed by the conviction that the bookshop is a very dangerous place for the angel to be, and some worrying nightmares about fire.
(Crowley convinces Aziraphale to move to the country with him)
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From Soho With Love by ImprobableDreams900
Five ways Crowley thinks heâs like James Bond, and one way he doesnât.
(Really neat character study of Crowley)
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Half-baked Temptations and Holy Ground by NotASpaceAlien
Aziraphale and Crowley cover for each other at the very beginning of the Arrangement.
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Mirror, Mirror by ImprobableDreams900
Adam, Eve, and Crawly flee Eden through the Western Gate, and it turns out that that simple decision makes all the difference in the world...
(Crowley changes places with an evil alternate universe version of himself)
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There Was a Tree in the Plaza by food_forever_Friend
Jamie Hernez sits in in front of his beloved tree. It's weak and sad and depressing. But⌠it wasn't yesterday⌠was it? Maybe, with a little hard work, he can make things better.
(Post-Canon fic about the guy from the scene about the new rain forests growing which is really, really good)
this years 25th of may thought is about vetinari once again
vetinari who, after spending the entire book concealing himself in the scenery by forgoing the traditional but impractical black and camouflaging himself in greys and greens, who definitely used that unorthodox stealth to get INTO the palace, enters that ballroom in the very black assassin garb he kept on saying he wouldn't want to be caught dead in, literally. who enters that room with intent to kill a tyrant in the bright light, where everyone can see it. who, when asked who sent him, says "i come from the city".
after he did the deed, lady meserole and her allies covered it up, and the common people never get to know how winder died. getting him into that room required the whole of ankh-morpork's upper class to strategically look away at the right moment. in particular it is ankh-morpork's rising bourgeoisie, not the old nobility, who does all the backroom dealing to make the assassination possible. enterprising minds, merchants and guild leaders, proto-capitalists even, got rid of an inconvenient ruler to enthrone (what they thought was) their pet candidate, someone who would help businesspeople do business.
vetinari knows this, and that knowledge is what gets him into power later down the road. but he enters the room in a way that ensures he's seen, and he comes from the city, and he wants justice done in the light, the assassin in that moment not a rich idiot who does other rich idiots' killing, but an executor in the name of the people of society. and later, he's at the last barricade, in a street fight, killing with his hands to protect a handful of poor people who don't know him and the ghost of the people's republic, lilac blossom clutched in his mouth. how many perfectly unremarkable lives of the lilac baricadeers did he save in that fight? it says so much about vetinari's ideals and how they come through despite his cynicism about his lived reality
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i just really love a rivals size difference it makes so much sense. i like the idea of techno's big cape robe thing being like hammerspace like he pulls cartoonishly big weapons and an impossible amount of potions out of there as though it's another dimension but weirdly dream can also access this dimension and no one knows how he does it. he crawls into technos robes like a bug and disappears and techno can talk to dream while he's in there but no one else can hear him. this is funnier when you consider techno being able to "equip" dream from his hammerspace meaning dream can try to escape into there and techno can simply pull him out by the scruff like no idiot i'm not covering for you go face whatever you're avoiding right now and then you get cape time
When his green arm returns to the bottom right of my screen All will be right in the world.
