greg spaceship

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

monks must have had crazy drama. all horny and bald and unwashed all together. pretty little friars

They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

what is the secret?

Oh no I’m not falling for the same shit he did

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

it's strooping absolute wafel