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It's baphomet

it’s baphomet

It's Baphomet Friday

Its Baphomet Saturday

my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like “this stand up is terrible what the fuck”

new dynamic idea: guy whose soul was trapped in a weapon for hundreds of years after being cursed by a wizard, and guy who used to wield said weapon. both of them still forget that the first guy is back in a human body now sometimes.

IT’S SWEET FAT OF THE HOG TUESDAY!!

@spokenwithhands

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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

crocodiles/alligators are the superior body. reptilian, carnivorous, cool as fuck, looks like a dinosaur, what more could you ask? I wish I were one

Could ask for wings.

Fire breath

this is a dragon. your ideal body. is a dragon.

for her to love me.....

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

50 First Doses

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

How could I forget the classic Most Frightening God Damn Sneeze You've Heard In Your Life

Boys will be boys

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh