Physical Embodiment Of The Antartic Empire

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

(hasn't eaten in like 24 hours and is dehydrated voice) dang why do I feel so bad

(stood up and felt like he was gonna pass out voice) that's so crazy I'm sure there's not a reason or cause for it though

migraine.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed