The Rider of Storms

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

Holy Communion

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

The thing is that there's no line. For men of power and authority, there is no price that's so high or depravity so low as can't be justified if it furthers that power and authority. It'll keep going until they've debased themselves in ways you could never have imagined and people still won't believe someone would do such a thing.

one weird thing about the boys is that it fucking loves portraying the antagonists as freaky kinksters whereas all the heroes are like. really tame. about sex. and the things they like. fuck you wheres my main character scat fetishist

in the first season there's a bar where superheroes do hookups with their superpowers and it's portrayed as like, this bit of (slightly harmless) sexual depravity (moreso a hypocrisy between public and private personas) but the main characters are never shown to get sexy even to that fairly tame degree unless an antagonist is doing it to them

it portrays kink entirely as like some deeply psychosexual extension of the characters' true values and like yeah a person's sexual behavior can obviously be informed by the rest of them as a person but like. why is it here only the case when a person is a scary capitalist? why doesn't starlights' history of performing at pageants and being under the foot of her mom give her weird sexual feelings, you know?

more men should leave their wife and kids to become big city transsexuals

marriage is a prison and exists to control women right? that means trans women