The Rider of Storms

im the beast with the feast

#dinner #myslop

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

i just got .... homophobically? micro?aggressed??? at the grocery store??????????? question mark because i'm actually not sure what just happened LMAO

ok so you fucking riposted and put one through his eye. king.

Suletta x Miorine art to celebrate their 3rd wedding anniversary by AJIA

For those of you confused about why it’s “nearly all children” that’s because children born to foreign diplomats and children born on foreign owned boats in US waters aren’t citizens because the constitution says citizenship applies to people born in the US and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Diplomats and people on foreign owned boats aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US government.

i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

fwiw, America has existed long enough that even if it goes away, those can continue to exist forever, now with the added context of “girl who’s a fan of the idea of something and REALLY doesn’t know what the thing was actually like”, like any “de gozaru” samurai or ninja girl.

good point. time to blow up the white house

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse