The Rider of Storms

it does kinda piss me off when i talk about how it would be nice to have a vagina for bottoming and people go "you can just do anal" like im sorry i respect anal but doing anal is, like, not a "just" thing. it takes practice!! and work!! like yes it is an avenue available to me and yes i dont think its, like, an immoral disgusting act, but like. maybe i would like a hole thats actually made for bottoming.

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

i will smacking again. and ive got chicken toy now

i love that i get to be a pretty girl but god. i just wish i got to be born right. all i see when i look at myself is my shoulders and my dick. it’s agony.

cause your tigerous

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

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