listen I will never ever react positively to an unsolicited message at this point. don't contact me on that little messenger thing on this site I will immediately assume you're trying to scam me in some way. I get anywhere from six to a dozen per week, I am not going to take the time to either try and trick your programming or determine you're a human.
if you are someone I don't already know and you want to talk to me, just reblog one of my original posts with some kind of tag I might notice and I will reach out to you. or comment on this or something. I don't know.
but if you then try to sell me something anyway, please understand that I will physically manifest under your bed while you sleep.




















