It’s Me

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

it’s your duty to draw that character fatter than in canon

if people keep tagging my posts with #harry du bois i'm gonna. well. probably do something that wont get me tagged with that. ill probably react really normally and chilly and people will be forced to tag it with like a normal character therefore implying im normal and chill and not #harry du bois or #(any homestuck character)

SUGGESTION [EASY: FAILURE]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

so weird leftists don't call out big food more remember when nestlé was responsible for over 10 million infant deaths in low and middle income countries i do

report

or the death and disease they have meticulously inflicted on the most vulnerable of brazil while undermining public health policy and education

fyi OP is absolutely correct about nestle and other food & water corporations but they are also, for some reason, super fatphobic and insistent that fatphobia isn't harmful. good job carrying water for the people you hate i guess! anyway fuck nestle and fuck leftists who blindly accept the capitalist propaganda scapegoating fat people and fatness for the problems capitalism has caused.

also, can we stop saying “leftists” when what we mean is armchair tankies on tumblr? (the right kind of) leftists talk about corporate imperialism incessantly. here’s a recent paper about nestle specifically from a lady who knows what the term “solidarity economy” means. this is literally the same as when everyone on here complains about how “no one talks” about something that’s in the headlines of every major newspaper. you simply have to step outside of social media sometimes

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

tumblr is great, posts will be like “it’s true I’m actually very small” and the reblogs will just be tagged “absolutely minuscule”