mom's minion memes for real justice
i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.
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mom's minion memes for real justice
i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

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"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT
There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didnโt take? donโt waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice
Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it itโll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidinโ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.
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happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate
my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon
"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is
Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.
Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.
You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.
Sex is not what makes someone an adult.
Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.
Sex is not equally important to everyone.
You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.
You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.
Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.
The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.
Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.
happy pride month to whoever the fuck hornkus binglefuck is.
Who needs therapy when you can impulsively pierce your ears yet again in the bathroom in the middle of the night

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do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely
like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day
'you already said happy pride mo-'
DO I LOOK LIKE I GAF? VOMITING RAINBOWS ON YOU NOW. โค๏ธโ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐ฉต๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉท๐ฉตโค๏ธโ๐งก๐๐๐โค๏ธโ๐งก๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโ๐งก๐๐๐๐
The Lovers. A Jegulus tarot card ๐
I have decided that Iโm going to start a chronicle of things that have made me cry
these things may range from little silly things to big painful things, I wonโt know till it happens
I decided to start this because I was raised to be ashamed of my emotions, but I donโt want that to be the case anymore! Everyone cries and thatโs okay and itโs not silly or embarrassing and Iโm trying to teach myself that
so to start off this new little thing, hereโs what made me cry today
(My gf reposed a cheesy couple-ey reel that i reposted and used the moon emoji because it reminds her of me, when i used the sun emoji because it reminds me of her) (Itโs small but I just am not used to being loved out loud like this)

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When Jegulus gets together Sirius threatens Reg and warns him to not hurt James. Regulus stays awake at night wondering if his brother would care if the opposite happened
girlfriend is upset with me somebody euthanize me please <3