Mayday

Lactose intolerant Peter who truly dgaf. So he eats a shit ton of cheese anyway, because ‘the rat in me yearns for this James’. Like he genuinely acts like Wormtail is a separate entity whispering in his ear at dinner.

my anxiety is almost always wrong but when it gets shit right it grows bigger as it feeds

happy disability pride everyone!!

The way some people fawned over the supergirl cameo in superman 2025 vs how the same people reacted to supergirl 2026 tells me everything I need to know about them

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp will be the next great leader

everyone on this website is a sarcastic little shit

8 January 2013

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peter having blue eyes and the rest of the marauders joking that he's evil because of his blue eyed stare

I think if the marauders went berry picking it would just end up being Sirius and James trying to throw berries into each other’s mouths and Remus and Peter eating all the berries before they even finish

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.