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mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

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solarifle

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

#I follow laws that I see acceptable and that are convenient to me 🙂‍↕️

dankmemeuniversity

thyrell

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

june-egbert-official

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

isopost-headquarters

rice woman approves

firelace

remus lupin ⏾⋆.˚

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pollen

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

boy-yaoi-deactivated20250804

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

aromantic-diaries

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

airsdoodle

happy pride month to whoever the fuck hornkus binglefuck is.

Who needs therapy when you can impulsively pierce your ears yet again in the bathroom in the middle of the night

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sunbloomdew

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

frooglet

'you already said happy pride mo-'

DO I LOOK LIKE I GAF? VOMITING RAINBOWS ON YOU NOW. ❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤💛💜💛🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵❤️‍🧡💛💚💜❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜

sunny-therapy

The Lovers. A Jegulus tarot card 😏

I have decided that I’m going to start a chronicle of things that have made me cry

these things may range from little silly things to big painful things, I won’t know till it happens

I decided to start this because I was raised to be ashamed of my emotions, but I don’t want that to be the case anymore! Everyone cries and that’s okay and it’s not silly or embarrassing and I’m trying to teach myself that

so to start off this new little thing, here’s what made me cry today

(My gf reposed a cheesy couple-ey reel that i reposted and used the moon emoji because it reminds her of me, when i used the sun emoji because it reminds me of her) (It’s small but I just am not used to being loved out loud like this)

#Things that made me cry

basietta

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reggiesnote

When Jegulus gets together Sirius threatens Reg and warns him to not hurt James. Regulus stays awake at night wondering if his brother would care if the opposite happened

#ok just stab me in the fucking gut why don’t you

girlfriend is upset with me somebody euthanize me please <3

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