canadian dumbass

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This spoke to me spiritually

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

This is better than the entire harry potter series

Reginald hargreeves: I love all my kids! Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and *looks at smudge writing on hand* sven

Klaus??? wearing a feather boa in the promotional pictures for The Umbrella Academy??? That was Gerard’s doing, that was his influence. He did that for The Gays. 

AJDNSKFMWKDKEKE I was watching Umbrella Academy before I went to bed last night and I was thinking about how Five doesn’t have a name like the others and the literal last thought I had before I passed out was “we should name him Mambo”

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

reblog w/ your opinion on dark chocolate, maths, and cracking joints