They were both flip flopping between these emotions the entire DLC.
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They were both flip flopping between these emotions the entire DLC.

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They were both flip flopping between these emotions the entire DLC.
Aloy finds out that kinks can be hereditary.
Then looks at Holos of Elizabeth and Tilda, then to Seyka who's minding her own business, man spreading on a bench next to Erand while reading through data, making notes and occasionally helping him when he's stuck on something, barely looking away from her own work.
Aloy: "I don't see it."
Then her eyes travel to Beta who's doing a terrible job at not staring at Alva and Talanah, who are sharing focus tips and combat moves respectively.
Petra coming out of nowhere, gently nudging the girl and saying something that makes her turn as red as her short hair, spluttering in speech which just makes Petra chuckle and wink before walking away.
Aloy:
........ah.
Imagine if they tried a VR game
I feel like VR would make Celine in particular incredibly motion sick. Like she can handle stuff like roller coasters fine, regular video games don't cause her any problems, but something about VR just does horrible things to her. She'd try to cover it up though-- she keeps taking off the headset and walking away for a minute because she "heard the cat doing something" when she's really going to throw up. The chat knows because she looks violently ill, is going crazy, and by the time the girls actually stop and read it Celine has gone away to stealth-vomit like 3 times. They feel SO BAD about being too locked in to notice that Celine was low key dying.
Celine has always had motion sickness issues.
The first time she did a mission where she had to fight on a moving train, she got violently ill and basically projectile vomited after they got off.
Celine, the girls, and Bobby all playing among us together!!! I don't think people write enough of Bobby and Celine being friends and it's sad
Celine and Bobby would be the most devastating and diabolical Imposter duo on the planet.
People would think Bobby can't lie or play devious for shit (which, fair) but most also forget Bobby was also in the Idol Industry(in this hc he was) for a bit so bro knows ball like you wouldn't believe.
More importantly, Bobby and Celine were bro's long before Huntrix were a thing. They're best friends. Dumb and Dumber even.
He's her rock, she's his feral cat he can't really tame but she doesn't scratch or bite him when he gets close to her.

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Zoey quickly learns where Rumi gets her obliviousness from.
Zoey slides note with her mom’s phone number under Celine’s office door.
Celine: Zoey for the 10,000 time, I already have your mother’s phone number. I got it when you signed your contract.
Zoey: Then maybe you should call her sometime!
Celine: Why would I do that? I don’t want to bother her.
Zoey: 🤦♀️
Edit: Celine calls Zoey’s Mom Unnie because celine is a year younger. Celine is 100% serious and Zoey’s mom thinks shes teasing her.
Celine:
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
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Aloy and Beta discover a pool table while ruin diving and decide to build one in the base for the gang.
With the help of Gaia, the rules for the different versions of the game are explained and the Gaia Gang actually find it pretty relaxing and fun. Of course the competitiveness comes out very quickly and soon they're playing to best each other.
They very early agreed that you're not allowed to use your focus.
Unsurprisingly Aloy is annoyingly good at it but what's hilarious is how Beta is as well and the two of them are forever going toe to toe.
Most of the time it's Aloy who wins but that's mostly because Beta likes to try new and extravagant tricks that tend to cost her the game, not that it bothers her.
Everyone else kinda makes it their goal to best Aloy to end her streak but alas, all have been unsuccessful.
All except one.
One particularly tough match between Aloy and Seyka, who holds the highest score besides the twins, has them both on the 8 ball, playing double on black. (The black ball or white ball must hit at least one side cushion before the black ball sinks)
Aloy is confident she's winning this as her girlfriend gets increasingly frustrated.
That is until Seyka hits one of these:
And Aloy, who was standing right behind her, loses all brain function and can't hit shit when it's her turn.
Seyka breaks her winning streak with a brilliant shot and a stupid smiley smirk, completely unaware, and thinks her girlfriend's red cheeks are because she kicked her ass.
Not because of her actual ass.
Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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I love the idea of Aloy witnessing Seyka in her element with other marines like her and it's just:
*After a particularly gruelling fight with a dangerous machine*
Seyka: "Hell yeah! My dick is rock hard!"
Other marines: *laughing and cheering*
Aloy:
Celine's superpower is being able to function on no sleep. Rumi keeps trying to make her go to bed whenever she does though.
Well see Rumi has seen the crash that comes after and knows that the damage is still happening. Celine’s power isn’t “doesn’t need sleep” it’s “can avoid feeling the effects of sleep deprivation until she can’t”
Celine keeping tabs on Mira, trying to figure out how to recruit her, then one day celine spots her in a supermarket or smth and falls to the floor going "owww owww someone help someone with medical knowledge please help oh my goddd" and Mira rushes over like "oh shit, what's going on??? I'm just a student right now but I can look at-" and then Celine grabs her arm and pulls her down and whispers ominously into her ear "QUIT YOUR SCHOOL, JOIN MY GIRL GROUP"
Celine in the most nonchalant, diplomatic voice ever: "Have you a safe word or am I to assign one to you?"
Zoey's Mom: *coughing wheeze as she was almost assassinated by her sip of water*
Zoey on the other end of the room, in a fetal position: "The universe...it's out for blood!"
Rumi: *knees to her chest, rocking back and forth with wide eyes*
Mira:
Any guesses on what gramps is thinking? 👴🏻

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Can you spot the difference?
Seyloy Angst!
Imagine: Seyka goes missing just before Nemesis arrives and Aloy is losing her fucking shit.
Seyka and her half of the Quen Fleet had made it to Landfall some time ago and were busy getting ready to sail back home.
Those that were staying behind were working with the Gaia Gang and the other tribes prepare for the looming threat.
Aloy, most of all, was being pulled everywhere for everything and she barely had a chance to meet up with Seyka before being whisked away.
Seyka understood of course and reassured her that it was fine, that they would have their moment when they're both free.
Unfortunately that moment never comes.