Like zoinks Scoob, you tampered in god's domain!

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

this is still top tier comedy today

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

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the “humans are inherently selfish” fanclub can genuinely and in all honesty go to hell. i once came back from a school yard where the kids had heaped piles of leaves and cut wildflowers on a narrow strip of grass bc a bee had died. i actually want to cry.

when i was a child, my parents told me our houseplant would die of lack of sunlight. i was so young i don’t even remember this, but apparently, my response to this was starting to carry the plant around like an emotional support stuffed animal. whenever my family went outside i would hold the pot on my head to make it reach the sun better. i wasn’t in school yet, didn’t have any exposure to the lessons on caring they give in elementary, i don’t remember my thought process - but i can guess. kids integrally care about things, even tiny bugs and inanimate plants. humans care.

don’t let them beat it out of you

spell that lets you reroll fabric scraps the way you can cookie doughs

rb to get stoned asf with prev

when someone is trying to humble me but there's a huge spiritual gap, an education gap, a purpose in life gap, and i mog them on all levels

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory