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this video is so full of life

(incensed beyond all human recognition) I hope your crush starts dating a soundcloud rapper and dies and leaves behind a baby you'll fume about for the rest of your life

(getting madder) I hope the baby only survives because of your direct actions and you have to live with how her wishes could never have aligned with yours for as long as you live

(calming back down) hope on your way home you crash your car into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car

u dont care?

spamton was pronounced deceased yesterday after being consumed by a northern pike

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Posts like this are why I'm beginning to lose faith in this hellsite. Ever since it's been overrun by irony bro "leftist" chuds from the twitter exodus especially -- honestly just say you hate queer and ND kiddos and move on with your life, no need to be this elaborate about it.

struck a nerve