respectfully, i am in tears

thinking about the freud meme where the guy is like “doctor, i’m attracted to women” and he goes “let me guess…your mother, she was a woman?”

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

I hope they choose a new person to be me tomorrow I kinda don’t feel like doing it

women love when there’s a woman

ever read a piece of writing where a lesbian describes another lesbian using language and framing that makes every attempt by a straight person to describe a human woman seem like see spot run because it's the greatest feeling on this earth

I don't want women to "feel empowered", I want them to actually have power

if u look at me with your dark hair and big brown wet cow eyes that’s it we’re fucking

there are lots of taskmaster tasks where contestants get alex to take his clothes off or put him in otherwise compromising situations but rhod gilbert is the only one who gives the distinct impression that he's doing it specifically to cuck greg

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

can you lez the fuck in

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw