Nobody prays for the heartless

new gender just dropped

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

I think it’s fucking hilarious when ppl online use kys as a threat or a bad thing because in danish it just means kiss

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

walking around with a “Free Bugs” tshirt and cargo pants with a lot of very full pockets that are visibly writhing 

My mom just told the cat "go over there and look at a bug or something"

I’ve got a sixth sense it’s called paranoia

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery