IDK Its Just Me

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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return to this

[id: a gif of a very flat fish rotating. it's mesmerizing. end id.]

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

u could never understand a warriors bond

giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime