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something something angst abt timothy forgetting his real self and his identity outside of being jack
More angel AU! :D
Mild backstory of why the angels let a dude with their enemy’s face live and work with them. Lilith is not thrilled, but Angel has a point. If ya trust your nemesis’ baby daughter with a leader position you can’t really argue about the poor boy who just happens to look similar.
YOOOO bought BL3 and playing Handsome Jackpot dlc. again.
What can I say I'm not immune to Timothy's charm.
y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”
and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything
You pleased a mad fae trickster
You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death

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some references of timothy’s winning hand, courtesy of the lovely @timothylawrence :)
Timothy Lawrence is the best vault hunter because he's just some guy. Like Athena has a whole tragic backstory, Wilhelm is 80% robot, Claptrap is an actual robot, Aurelia is rich and can made ice, and Tim is there too because he's broke and an idiot
why am i trying to discuss with a friend if Handsome Jack is a twink (he obviously isnt) while I'm sick and laying in bed. What have my life turned into xd
Canon Tales stuff I think about a lot [spoilers]
Jack admitted to crushing up mushrooms and snorting them to get incredibly high.
Fiona going “catch-a-riiiiiiiiiide??”
August asked in front of everyone which hand Rhys uses to jerk off with.
I know this is old news but Vaughn being so fucking ripped??? Hng.
Bro the [Rule Hyperion] option was so sexy…. Rhys’s little breathless “yes” when you agree to it?? Jack going, “LET’S GET DIRTY-“
Gortys, “I’M READY FOR PRISON LIFE UWU”
Shade jump scaring the player twice. Seriously?
Felix you fucking asshole why DIDN’T YOU JUST USE YOUR WORDS YOU DRAMATIC BITCH C’MON!!
,,,, Claptrap,,,,, in tales,,,, and here I thought I was safe,,
God mama the intros were so hot. All of them were so fucking good.
Rhys almost throwing up breakfast that one time while giving a speech. I’m 100% convinced that was just Troy Baker accidentally messing up and they just kept that in
THE FINGER GUN FIGHT.
Galaxy Hyperion socks… rhys
when the Hyperion voice said she was venting Orgy Room 14
Rip scoot-ster :pray emoji:
My Silver Linings at the end credits makes me cry every time.
Bossanova was cool!
Sasha breaking her fucking ass at the end of the game. RIP.
Rhys having handsome jack posters and Vaughn, HIS BEST FRIEND, using the word “obsessed” to describe Rhys.
Brick and Moredcai showing up and being boyfriends before fucking off to the next borderlands game
Loader Bot threatening to shoot Rhys in the dick at the beginning of the game
JACK SEXY DANCING?????? WHEN RHYS TURNS ON HIS ECHO EYE!!!
Jack explaining that he and Nisha used to have sex in his office chair (not surprised tbh)
When Rhys said that he made a club when he was a kid so he could make business cards. I’M,
The photo of Angel on Jack’s desk from Pre-Sequel and Jack asking Rhys if they can check up on her after everything is over before he was in the Helios system and read through his personal files of what happened to her….
Vaughn screaming for someone to spit/lick his eye.
Zer0!!! And Rhys crushing on Zer0!
The option to have Rhys admit feelings for someone else besides Sasha. Bi king!
Jack controlling Rhys’ arm. wow there goes the fangirls running wild see ya on Archive
Keeping Tassiter’s beard and Jack apparently wearing it from time to time so he can feel like an evil twin version of himself. Someone PLEASE come get ur man I cannot
August telling Sasha that they hadn’t officially broken up yet and then cutting her off mid sentence so he can be the big man and break up with her.
Uhhh the entirely of Loader Bot saving everyone. Repeatedly. Endlessly.
All of the outfits at the end! Everyone looked so good!!!
Jack telling Rhys at the end that Rhys is *way* better at killing people than him. Super chilling… the pile of destruction and corpses around Rhys within the fire only driving home Jack’s point even more.
The developers adding in the skag in the intro getting ran over like it did every game previously. That was a super great touch
brobrobrobrobro
RHYS KEEPING THE AI JACK IMPLANT AND PUTTING IT IN THE HANDSOME JACKHAMMER IN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO BABY,,
The Handsome Jack VIP mask tours….
Vallory is such a bad bitch. Step on me mom.
That entire “omg Sasha DONT LET GO NOOOOOO” shit killed me
Remember when Vasquez was about to kill Rhys and Vaughn and Jack was like, “hngnggg I’m INSIDE YOU… well im not inside you im- if u go I go” BRO WHAT WAS THAT!!
Just the amount of times Rhys and Jack were so uncomfortably close?? The fan service,,,
YOU’RE NO DIFFERENT THAN FRIGGIN BANDITS- wait that’s pre-sequel
The soft moment at the end of the game when Fiona and Rhys are sharing words and Rhys ZOOMS while she is still talking to try to get to the Vault first. Asshole!
Butt Stallion ACTUALLY ON DISPLAY AND BLEEDING IF YOU SHOOT HER
The death scenes were so graphic. Many of them were…. Pretty fucking m rated
ALSO ALL OF THE CURSING. Hearing the cast say “shit” and “asshole” every two seconds fucking ascended me.
Vasquez was kinda hot ngl please dont cancel me
Gortys and her thighs.
The group hug at the end. Goodbye. My uwus have left me.
Can't stop thinking about that anti Rhack post that lowkey indirectly called Jack a twink. Handsome Jack. A Twink.
Tell me you haven't looked at a singular Borderlands game without telling me you haven't looked at a singular Borderlands game.

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Ya’ll in the Borderlands fandom, those who do stuff with Rhys, Jack and Tim specifically, if you look closely, you’ll see that Rhys is a few inches taller than Jack. That’s because Jack is estimated to be about 5’8-5’9 while Rhys is 5’10. Timothy is also 5’11. Do with this what you will.
Let’s talk about the astounding similarities between cats and autistic people, and how we should make them the official autism mascot instead of that godawful puzzle piece
Oh man, now you’ve got me going!
Firstly, cats stim. They purr, swish their tails and knead their paws against pillows, blankets, and other soft things. Many cats actively seek out sensory experiences, like listening to birds singing, lying in a sunbeam, rolling against the grass, etc.
Cats have sensory sensitivities— many of them dislike walking on certain flooring, touching certain textures, and certain smells or sounds may make them anxious. Their fur is very sensitive, they can sense the lightest touch, or speck of lint, or dust and their skin will quiver until they can lick or rub it off. When they become overstimulated cats retreat into a small, dark place to recover.
Cats love routine. Many cats know the exact time that their owners wake up in the morning and will wake them. A cat with a routine is a happy cat— they love to have their meals or soft food on a schedule and will learn their owner’s schedule. Cats will become anxious when the schedule is disrupted or if their owner doesn’t follow their usual routine.
In the same vein cats are very wary and/or anxious when it comes to the introduction of new things or people into their environment. Cats require time and patience to get used to anything or anyone newly introduced. Cats also feel anxious when existing furniture is rearranged or when a new smell (like an air freshener) is introduced into the home.
Cats often have “special interests”, a particular activity or thing that they love and can spend hours enjoying. It could be playing with a particular toy, chewing on something, listening to the radio, or watching the clothes in the washing machine. My cat Kitty has a certain ball that she fixates on and will happily enjoy and obsess over for hours.
Finally, cats have a very distinct and subtle body language. The difference is particularly evident when compared with the exuberant, unsubtle dog. The slightest twitch of a tail or turn of the ears, the frequency and timing of blinks, and the positioning of the tail in relation to the body are all little movements that can express much. To the untrained eye it may appear as if a cat is bored, aloof, or unaware of its surroundings. But once you learn to recognize cat body language and understand cat communication, you’ll be amazed at the depth of emotion and how expressive your cat really is.
Yes, I think that cats have a lot in common with autistic people. And that’s wonderful!
also can I add to this:
cats like to show their affection just by sharing the same space. a cat will generally want to be in the same space as you, even if you’re not really interacting and are half way across the room. still hanging out!
they don’t always want to be touched, and can be easily overstimulated by physical affection.
they don’t like to make eye contact.
their body language is often misinterpreted- and then they are blamed for it, or have negative motivations ascribed to it. a cat following you around is stalking you instead of wanting to hang out. a cat that doesn’t want to make eye contact with you is ignoring you instead of being polite. a cat that lashes out because it’s over stimulated, or you ignored their body language telling you to leave them alone is suddenly an asshole who hurt you for no reason.
I had this book as a child and I’m glad to see the comparison is so widely recognized too
I KEEP SAYING ALL CATS ARE AUTISTIC IM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS PLEASE SOMEONE ARTISTIC MAKE A CAT WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT SYMBOL ON IT FOR AUTISM MASCOT :D
The book above has been updated to better align with the current understanding of autism as well!!
All Cats are on the Autism Spectrum (Updated Version) | Welcome
i’m so proud of this~! there’s a lot that i’m not satisfied with but i’m more satisified than dissatisfied so i’ll consider that a win…!
Rhyiona week 2021! back at it again, this time with the theme for day three which is (you guessed it) “trust/betrayal”!
smiling and looking one another in the eye while holding hands is meant to portray the “trust”. fiona is holding the fake vault key behind her back while rhys is being pulled away by jack’s hand - this signifying the “betrayal”. i struggled SO. MUCH. with their outfits but i’m very glad that i did it and that they both look passable :’) also, not sure if anyone else feels this way but i like to think purple is rhyiona’s color. red (fiona) + blue (rhys) = purple! plus the vault that they were in was all purple too. so purple is their unofficial color? what do you guys think?
long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools
((an audio clip of jack moaning in pain don t look a t m e i just needed to share it so badl y
I shouldn’t have enjoyed that as much as I did. *awkwardly hides under the couch*

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Did I expect Atla reference in borderlands?
no
Did I laught like there is no tomorrow?
yes Xd
I just finished "Picking up the pieces" mission in BL TPS.
And just...
Jack sounds so broken. So so awfully broken and vulnerable.
He is just trying to hold to those last pieces of hope that he can muster.
I just want to hug him and tell that it will be alright (but I know it won't and it just HURTS)