l'usurpateur

I hope Luca Guadagnino is having a good day

some of y‘all have never seen the masterpiece that is call me by your name and it shows

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

I love Liam Payne and Harry Styles

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

Okay but “x mothers ago” is the best damn dating system, and I’m gonna use it SOMEWHERE.

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

his curls <3