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where's that picture that ruined my life

Hey Canadian pals, this company does have produce sold in Canada, notably ready-to-eat salads at Sobey (safeway, thrifty foods, IGA, etc.) and Loblaw (superstore, shoppers, etc.) stores. So while no outbreaks here have been linked to the massive issue in the US (yet), it might be a good time for a bit of caution.

[image description: a headline that reads, "lettuce supplier identified as potential source of cyclospora outbreak. the cdc has linked the taylor farms produce supplied to taco bell to the outbreak of the parasitic illness, according to two persons familiar with the investigation." the article was published on july 16, 2026. end description.]

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

my latent uncle abilities

when a woman points out that sports fans hate women and sports leagues hate women and athletes hate women people will often go "just watch women's sports" and it's a stupid fucking response every single time

women should be respected in every single sports space, none of these structural issues are solved by just ... sending them somewhere else + the way people say this always comes across as demeaning; watching womens sports is worthwhile on its own, it shouldn’t be prescribed as exile for women who notice that the wider sports world hates them

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite