Time Well Wasted

I wonder what every man’s dick looks like

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

also the more lived experiences you have the more interesting and hopefully kinder and more compassionate and well-informed a person you’ll be. i hope everyone i love gets to age and age and age until we’re all grey and wrinkled and full of love & stories & laughter & the knowledge that all the moments of grief and sorrow were worth it

That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop

Yall don't know how much I adore all of this