JUILLIARD TRAINED VAL KILMER

it is very gay and funny and niche and i highly recommend you take it

In a world where everyone is born with a mark which supposedly matches with the person that they're 'fated' for, a young Mr. Mistoffelees Jones flies out to LA to spend the week with his younger sister and do some sightseeing. He hadn’t planned on finding his soulmate. He certainly hadn’t planned on finding that his soulmate is a huge asshole, and most definitely hadn’t planned on finding that his soulmate is also an international celebrity. But between the lies he can’t stop himself from weaving, the never-ending drama with fake marks and ravenous fans, and his own problems with stage fright haunting him along the way, this 'other half of his soul' business is starting to look like one big joke more than anything else. (And thank God Tugger doesn’t know about their matching marks. That’s the only way this situation could get any worse.)

(The only reason “The Rum Tum Tugger”, “Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer”, and “Mr. Mistoffelees” aren’t on here are because I listen to the 1998 taped versions that people uploaded to Spotify as podcasts lmfao)