the social scientist who stupided

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

I feel like a better framing in kids’ story terms would be “Pluto learns it was adopted and goes in search of its ‘birth family’, the Kuiper-dwarves”.

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I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

when I point at a morally questionable woman and say “I would trust her with my life” the point is not “everyone chill out she’s trustworthy.” the point is I’m Gay and don’t care very much for my own safety

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation