ugghhhh

An unbelievable power play

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

Hello, I’m White Male Writer, this is my Token Black Woman, she’s an authority figure with an afro and a gun and no love life and a bad temper. She’s badass!

Hi, I just finished your story and I loved your Black Woman character! It was really powerful when she died off-screen in the middle of the second act and was only mentioned one more time in the third act. Very good representation!

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

If you die in Nintendogs you die in real life

Lmao I needed to do this

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

I see your chain chomp replies and tags, and I just want you guys to know I 1000000% approve

the 2018 oscars are going to be even worse than usual because i can almost guarantee you a bunch of chucklefucks are gonna crack wise about all the sexual assault allegations. some straight celebrity is gonna go up to the mic, make a completely inappropriate quip about harvey weinstein, and less than five minutes later there’ll be a buzzfeed article with the headline “Watch This Woke Ally Just Totally Fucking Pulverize Hollywood Abusers” and then at some point during the night the academy will probably find a way to honor woody allen

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

She is me and I am her.

Me. I’m tired of every single one of y’all talking about needing the D like it’s water every 5 seconds. Fix your life.