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[Image description: a monochrome digital comic featuring characters from video games. First we see Wario, smirking and looking intimidating as he looks down and says, “Go on, Mario… say ’fuck’.” We see him smirking down at Mario, who is sweating nervous. He stutters, for a moment, before his face becomes comically simplistic and he says, “Duck!” Wario trembles with laughter, before he leans back and stretches his neck, saying, “God, Mario, you’re such a soft boy.” Leaning menacingly over Mario, he continues, “Nobody would even hear it! Go on.” We cut to Sonic the Hedgehog, standing in some bushes and holding a clipboard. We see the clipboard, which reads, “Is Mario a good boy? Yes, no.” His pencil is moving towards the ‘yes’ option. End image description]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry