Just someone, trying her best

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

official shadow the hedgehog post

@mouse-doubleo100

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows