the crow ; living on

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

Too close to final’s week

I could use it.

Why not, spread the luck

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

Everybody thinks they're the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, but we can't ALL be the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, because I'M the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie. You guys have to be the final girl or the jock boyfriend or the slasher or the old guy at the gas station who acts as a portent of doom or the cheerleader or the knife or the car that won't start or the lake or the ominous transition shot of clouds passing in front of the full moon or the dog that plays basketball or something.

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.