Dirk.

Happy sweaty balls thursday everypony

happy sweaty balls wednesday everypony

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

The whole internet is “horsemasc” and “forcechap.” I dont understand but I try

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too