I hired those crumbs to go in your bed

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure

i’m a big fan of the pov switches in bcs because one second it’ll be kim and jimmy being like “lets cover howard in honey then coat him in feathers lol” then right after we’ve got brokeback mountain: cartel edition where the doomed situationship between two men gets everyone in a 2 mile vicinity killed