Lingerie Suitable for a Gunfight

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

i’m printing this out and putting it on my wall

i can't believe that not one but two of my loaves of bread went moldy in under a week :(

coworkers will have a flavor of soda you didn't know existed

Coworkers you couldn’t be more indifferent about have discovered strains of Mountain Dew you couldn’t even imagine.

you start to understand why they invented the bed

my overall opinion of the whole "i became a white nationalist because people called me racist for no reason" talking point is that while I do think spurious accusations of bigotry are a problem, if your immediate reaction to being called racist is to become an actual white nationalist then it sounds like they were right about you being racist. like I don't think that accusation was spurious.

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

who up?? Kill me

call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin

hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today