and they were both girls...

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

i skink therefore i scram...!

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

your cat was an honor to see in the window

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

"There are categories of movie between porn and kung fu panda and I would like to watch them" should not be a controversial take and yet

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....