Alpha Sierra Sierra

I REFUSE TO MUZZLE MY FEET WITH SHOES AND PUT A CLOTH OVER MY GENITALS IN THIS MCDONALD'S.

aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification

aliens

fuck. shit. i forgot it also has aliens

A reminder that Gritty’s official backstory is that during the Flyers stadium renovation, they uncovered an ancient chamber, and contained within it was Gritty

So Gritty is their Phantom of the Opera

Noah, you can’t just go saying stuff like this like it won’t have consequences

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

autopsy report cause of death listed as 'TUMMY ACHE'

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

the power that radiates from this post