Shamelessly Sinning

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

*desperately* freelancers are really normal

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

the reveal that human ears along with animal ears on a lot of the operators where in fact always part of The Lore is still the coolest shit arknights has ever fucking done tbh. like the fact that the humanoid features are the ALIEN ones???? exquisite. amazing. fascinating. im obsessed. and that's even before we get to the strong as fuck originium bear who is growing human hands because the originium is forcibly rewriting it's biology with the information it carries. like oh my god that's the coolest shit????? like hey come play this game we have cute catgirls and shit and then it hits you with THAT???? fucking obsesseddddddd

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

@pandalavalamp

lots went wrong when websites stopped being left-aligned, leaving a beautiful clean space on the right side of the screen, which is where mouse arm would go, unless you were left-handed, though this was more of a case of passively inaccessible design than a statement of intent