Name: Dar/Danya, the second is less formal. Pronouns: it/its. Рус/eng. You can also use any pronouns if you're just gotta talk about me to someone unchill. Some people get hung up on that, I've recently found out, and so ya. Оно/его/ему (конкретно в такой конфигурации 👍)
I'm an adult, tagging is questionable on the account of my shitty memory and I don't care to keep this blog PG. Viewer discretion is advised, basically. I do hornyposting on main, beware.
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@sunflowersandcrocodiles – arts'n'crafts sideblog. I even post there sometimes.
@edyntide – a jrwi podcast roleplay blog slash a sort of fanfiction project (if i ever get enough energy to dedicate myself to it for real). currently lowkey inactive, but yknow. unless
I also play arknights, feel free to add me.
Arknights: Dar#0644
My ao3: orange_wool_block
plus list of works under the cut (currently reworking it, not everything is there cause im lazy)
JRWI
Not Yet/Love Run
navyseal childhood meet cute au, in large part me playing around with the worldbuilding and trying my hand at political intrigue
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and the air smells of sea-salt and blood
my take on lizzie's backstory, her life and relationships
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rusted water
whumptober 2024, day 27. voiceless, laboratory, muzzled. gilly whump shape of water au style
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sea thrift
jay ferin centric platonic hanahaki au fic
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PJO × DC
annoying heroic do-gooders
a nico/will/jason (of the todd variety) fanfic of a fanfic, crackship i got really invested in, self-indulgent to the max
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Genshin
one more time, with feeling
A vacation after Fontaine ends with Childe getting stabbed, but that makes his new, pretty, snarky crush admit they used to be partners in a past he doesn't remember, so it's all not so bad.
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My Hero Academia
sweet tooth
Dabi needs work after being legally dead and also a criminal for years. Shouto, being a good brother, asks his manager Hawks about that free spot he's been trying to fill for weeks.
The two hit it off, but not enough. Bakugo slowly loses his sanity waiting for them to kiss. Shouto loses sleep waiting for them to murder each other.
They decide to fix it. It doesn't go exactly as planned.
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like you're ostrazised and bullied as a kid and you forever become that one painting with the girl on top of the stairs as the people are having a party. it doesn't even matter if the party sucks and being there would make you wanna die because you're not there and you're not ever invited and whatever, the feeling doesn't go away.
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My stance on the issue: gooner is slang that is going to go away in like 5 years, where as goon is a word that has stood the test of time for a hundred years. I will not be changing my vocabulary to avoid goon in the slightest.
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Theresa remains one of the funniest characters. A figure on the level of myth, a pure white sign, a visionary whose clear and crystalline will alone reshapes the course of history. And her parting gift to her adopted daughter is a non-consensual Theresa tulpa that's just a liiiiittle bit sexier than she was in real life
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
i lied a little bit ok because the most embarrassing thing about this was that the fainting wasn't even right after. it was 10 minutes later. i had fully gotten the injection, walked back to the study room, sat down, and started doing the preliminary questions with the grad student.
i was partway through answering a question when i felt a rush of heat travel up my core. i said out loud "...whoa. that's strong." and then my head dropped. the grad student called everybody in and they leaned back my chair, blood pressure cuff, etc etc.
they called in the MD who did the whole "do you know where you are? do you know where you work?" questionnaire. i got confused and couldn't answer where I worked for like 10 seconds.
because this was a double-blind study, they were also convinced that i'd had an adverse reaction to the opioid, and that i wasn't safe to go home. they made me stay over an hour until "all the effects" had worn off and for my confusion to go away. i was completely experiencing opioid-like loopy-ness paired with weak muscle sensations. it was fucking wild.
anyway. yes thank you to everyone in the notes, this is just like cops hearing the word "fentanyl" and fainting.
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Which operator has the highest sexual body count? Literal is hard to quantify and Kal'tsit wins those by default.
Honestly Kal might win this one too tbh, just based on sheer timescale I can easily imagine Kal’tsit fancying herself a bit of elf
But Kal and other immortals aside, there’s a few good candidates, Hoshiguma and Saga both being definite contenders imo. But there is one pretty clear winner if we are talking number of individual people had sex with
It’s Midnight by a country mile, that was quite literally the man’s job for long enough to develop a reputation for it
Add to that the fact that he’s a vampire means he could have been established in the escort business long before the majority of RI operators have been alive
