Name: Dar/Danya, the second is less formal. Pronouns: it/its. Рус/eng. You can also use any pronouns if you're just gotta talk about me to someone unchill. Some people get hung up on that, I've recently found out, and so ya. Оно/его/ему (конкретно в такой конфигурации 👍)
I'm an adult, tagging is questionable on the account of my shitty memory and I don't care to keep this blog PG. Viewer discretion is advised, basically. I do hornyposting on main, beware.
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Header from Arknights
@sunflowersandcrocodiles – arts'n'crafts sideblog. I even post there sometimes.
@edyntide – a jrwi podcast roleplay blog slash a sort of fanfiction project (if i ever get enough energy to dedicate myself to it for real). currently lowkey inactive, but yknow. unless
I also play arknights, feel free to add me.
Arknights: Dar#0644
My ao3: orange_wool_block
plus list of works under the cut (currently reworking it, not everything is there cause im lazy)
JRWI
Not Yet/Love Run
navyseal childhood meet cute au, in large part me playing around with the worldbuilding and trying my hand at political intrigue
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and the air smells of sea-salt and blood
my take on lizzie's backstory, her life and relationships
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rusted water
whumptober 2024, day 27. voiceless, laboratory, muzzled. gilly whump shape of water au style
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sea thrift
jay ferin centric platonic hanahaki au fic
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PJO × DC
annoying heroic do-gooders
a nico/will/jason (of the todd variety) fanfic of a fanfic, crackship i got really invested in, self-indulgent to the max
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Genshin
one more time, with feeling
A vacation after Fontaine ends with Childe getting stabbed, but that makes his new, pretty, snarky crush admit they used to be partners in a past he doesn't remember, so it's all not so bad.
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My Hero Academia
sweet tooth
Dabi needs work after being legally dead and also a criminal for years. Shouto, being a good brother, asks his manager Hawks about that free spot he's been trying to fill for weeks.
The two hit it off, but not enough. Bakugo slowly loses his sanity waiting for them to kiss. Shouto loses sleep waiting for them to murder each other.
They decide to fix it. It doesn't go exactly as planned.
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hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that
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Audio description: the labyrinth music, with a recording of what sounds like david bowie saying “I see you’re trappped in my gay and stupid maze again” ID end.
ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post that is the text version of the audio, followed up by an edit of Jared from the Labyrinth to make it look as if he’s saying that. the second image is a comment from the OP that says “I’m honoured you all think this is AI but it’s me doing the same bad bowie impression I’ve done annoyed my friends with for years. ID end.
names of snezhnaya are so funny. all the women have these names that no actual living woman would have, except for like anastasia. and then all the men are fucking. kiryll. alyosha. fucking. MITYA. THEY'VE GOT FUCKING MITYA. mitya is Theeee uncle who gets drunk and then dances badly, lost in the sauce, really out of it. it's short of dmitryi. MY uncle's name is dmitryi. it's so funny. why do all the women have these ethereal vaguely slavic-leaning-russian folklore sounding names and the men are like. guys i went to school with. (i mean i know why but it's funny okay)
why are you having money anxiety again. you currently have more in your savings account than you have ever had at any one given time. why are you feeling anxious. stop it. fucking stop it
very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will
“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.
I see your argument, but I raise you humans who keep dogs/ferrets, and even worse, rats. To be mortal is to love and lose. The elves ARE being snobby if this is their reasoning.
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Shen Yuan: lord luo won't kill me if I pretend to be an obedient citizen of his merged realms right? I'll pay him in the most legendary treasures only pidw readers know about. Then he won't doubt my loyalty
Luo Bingge looking at all his "gifts": he's courting me ??
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