Name: Dar/Danya, the second is less formal. Pronouns: it/its. Рус/eng. You can also use any pronouns if you're just gotta talk about me to someone unchill. Some people get hung up on that, I've recently found out, and so ya. Оно/его/ему (конкретно в такой конфигурации 👍)
I'm an adult, tagging is questionable on the account of my shitty memory and I don't care to keep this blog PG. Viewer discretion is advised, basically. I do hornyposting on main, beware.
Pfp from Ego Renegade Boy by FlavorFoley
Header from Arknights
@sunflowersandcrocodiles – arts'n'crafts sideblog. I even post there sometimes.
@edyntide – a jrwi podcast roleplay blog slash a sort of fanfiction project (if i ever get enough energy to dedicate myself to it for real). currently lowkey inactive, but yknow. unless
I also play arknights, feel free to add me.
Arknights: Dar#0644
My ao3: orange_wool_block
plus list of works under the cut (currently reworking it, not everything is there cause im lazy)
JRWI
Not Yet/Love Run
navyseal childhood meet cute au, in large part me playing around with the worldbuilding and trying my hand at political intrigue
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and the air smells of sea-salt and blood
my take on lizzie's backstory, her life and relationships
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rusted water
whumptober 2024, day 27. voiceless, laboratory, muzzled. gilly whump shape of water au style
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sea thrift
jay ferin centric platonic hanahaki au fic
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PJO × DC
annoying heroic do-gooders
a nico/will/jason (of the todd variety) fanfic of a fanfic, crackship i got really invested in, self-indulgent to the max
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Genshin
one more time, with feeling
A vacation after Fontaine ends with Childe getting stabbed, but that makes his new, pretty, snarky crush admit they used to be partners in a past he doesn't remember, so it's all not so bad.
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My Hero Academia
sweet tooth
Dabi needs work after being legally dead and also a criminal for years. Shouto, being a good brother, asks his manager Hawks about that free spot he's been trying to fill for weeks.
The two hit it off, but not enough. Bakugo slowly loses his sanity waiting for them to kiss. Shouto loses sleep waiting for them to murder each other.
They decide to fix it. It doesn't go exactly as planned.
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In light of recent events, Iruma has come forward to clear up some confusion
[ID: Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun! fanart of Iruma intensely yelling "I love my soulmates!!!" while holding Clara and Azz's hands; the two strike the same cutesy poses with pleased smiles. All three are solidly colored in their signature colors of blue, green, and pink respectively. End ID]
could you (you, personally) survive a revolutionary girl utena situation
every single one of us survives a revolutionary girl utena situation every time we shed our layers of self-deception and cross the thresholds that separate us from the ones we cherish. every time u penetrate and dissolve the mythology of love as a unilateral sacrifice and instead choose to meet in the shared space between hearts u are surviving a revolutionary girl utena situation.....
Parent I’m babysitting for says “[2yo] usually reads a bedtime story but sometimes she wi say ‘I want pictures of [2yo]’ and we pull up photos of her on the iPad to look at.”
I just heard the dad say “once you finish your noodles we can look at FIVE pictures of [2yo].” I am in hysterics I’ve never seen a child rewarded with pictures of themself. I love it, I hope she loves herself forever.
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the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
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why do all the wrestlers always always have some sort of sexual tension. is this bias because of what i see on my dash or is this for real just how it is
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Shen Yuan: oh no, I've blemished Luo Binghe's reputation and risked his future by seeming like a horrible pervert who is taking advantage of him, I must fix this disaster and hush it up as quickly as possible! How did this even happen? Was he so drunk he mistook me for one of his girlfriends?!
#Binghe was NOT as drunk as sy. but he is not risking losing this chance!!! (tag by @thesadisticsiren)
Shen Yuan, completely shitfaced: Binghe is going to marry that woman for all the wrong reasons, it's ridiculous. I'm the one who loves him most and he's not just going to marry me! I can be pretty in a dress, that's not hard, the dress does most of the work! Binghe, Binghe, if I put on a wedding dress, would you marry me instead of her? Then we can just say whoops, he's already married, haha!
Luo Binghe, technically sober enough to know he should put the brakes on, watching Shen Yuan already attempting to wriggle out of his clothes and make grabby hands towards the engagement party gown of the CEO's daughter he's been trying to dodge actually marrying for the past four years:
CEO's daughter makes one of those r/AITA posts that's clearly just fishing for validation because yeah of course you're not the asshole in this situation, but then her ex comes in to mention that she got him transferred to Antarctica in order to increase her chances of landing the other guy (who everyone on the planet knows has been obsessed with his tutor for years), and state for the record that he would have also preferred to marry said dress-thief, and all hell breaks lose in the comments section.
