So this one time my friend and I went to the beach in Charelston. We played in the water for a while/body surfed and goofed off. She got tired and went back to shore to lay in the sun but I wanted to stay in the water. I am a large girl and I float really well (’specially in salt water) so I found that when i floated on my back and pointed my toes out to sea i could ride on top of the waves and it was really fun and relaxing. Then after a while I turned around to head back to shore…
and i couldn’t see it.
My dumbass had floated out to sea with the tide. And the only thought that went through my head was “The ocean…she wants me”
I swam my ass off in the direction I thought the shore was until i could see it and then finally made it back. Its been years but every now and then I think to myself in a very dramatic tone “The ocean, she wants me”
10/10 would do again
Imagine if you had gone in the wrong direction
The ocean would have gotten what she wanted



























