spookynoodles

I woke up and a big blog reblogged this lovely lady and my phone was blowing up a lil. It’s a good day to look at snakes it seems. Also a very good indicator that reblogs are vastly better than likes.

podcasts could have been so good but they decided to make the main genres True Crime and Men Talking. shut up shut up the public yearns for audio dramas

i do appreciate how tumblr LOVES podcasts that aren't what most people think of when they think "podcast." you people love strange and terrible things happening to queer & confused characters, and i respect that

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

imagine the sun is dying and everyone is freaked out about it, and everythings looking bad but at least you have this one fanfic author. they update CONSTANTLY, absolute poetry and they are saying some things in the authors notes that sound very much like this person is working on the cure for the sun dimming?? anyways you're like tyhis is great cant wait to see the next chapter, because it was gearing for a grand finale and left on a clifhanger. and then theres no final chapter. and then nearly 30 years later you get an email with the final chapter to by far the best fic you've ever read and a final "goodbye readers, love the hail mary". because i refuse to believe he wouldnt send the last part of his fic with the taumeboa and guilt stratt into publishing it.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling