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accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

cats are so inventive they’ll be like “I have a wonderful new idea” and the new idea is rushing into the room at lightning speed to daintily sniff the top of your foot and then immediately leave

ik “magats” is like…maggots, but ngl i do have to stop myself from being like “i don’t think you should be saying that straight leftie…” every single time

3OH!3 makes music from an alternate dimension where they invented sex in 2005 so suddenly everyone was like YOOOOO HAVE YOU TRIED THIS YET???????

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*