have a winning day!

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot