have a winning day!

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

can’t spell erotic without rot #myrot

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture