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no this is correct

@unicornaffair

@thy-firestarter, all I can think of is shadow frogs

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

@thy-firestarter

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

This post didn’t age well lol you couldn’t pay me to kiss that crusty bitch

@wondergal-amazonprincess

For those who don’t know, “MAP” in this case stands for Minor Attracted Person. If you see anyone identifying themselves as this, cut them out of your life and report them. They are poison. Do not tolerate.

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.