Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

hrpf but instead of any romance your teams just make better choices

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

@funnier-when-objectum i think this is applicable

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i really struck a chord here didnt i

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