Thunderstryke

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

stop ascribing sexualities to children just stop stop it

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

if you level up your eevee while listening to a-ha it evolves into takemeon

So The Rock then.

I just saw a tag for animal crossing pocket camp spoilers.. excuse me? watchya gon spoil.. ? New typa fruit? does Filbert die?

most stories about supernatural entities working with humans portray the supernatural entity as either a stuffy asshole with a superiority complex, or a clumsy idiot whose lack of familiarity with human culture and utilities is played for laughs, or a combination of the two, but what i really want to see for once is a simple buddy/family comedy dynamic. that’s all.

*exasperated mom voice* how many times have i told you, zstylzhmgg’thr, if we want something, we come downstairs and ask for it. we don’t telepathically broadcast our desires so the whole neighborhood can hear us. it’s rude, and i’m sick of washing the bloodstains from the nosebleeds it causes out of the carpet!

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

“Don’t be a dick,” I warn an object that’s fallen just out of reach.

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING.

anyway i hope they cast idris elba as megatron

Idris Elba would absolutely CRUSH IT as Megatron