Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours