The final season of Bridgerton but it ends like Good Omens 3 with Penelope ripping up the pages and ending the universe and everyone ends up in the pub and Time After Time is playing and there was never any British Royal Family
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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The final season of Bridgerton but it ends like Good Omens 3 with Penelope ripping up the pages and ending the universe and everyone ends up in the pub and Time After Time is playing and there was never any British Royal Family

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RIP Lydia Bennet you wouldâve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
How do we feel one day before the final?

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âscientists donât want you knowâ is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
my life is now complete
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
close enough. welcome back supernatural (2005)
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WEâRE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DONâT LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTÂ
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAMEÂ FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTERâS GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICKÂ ONEÂ YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandomÂ
So uhâŚ.. fun fact about turquoise
They come in varying degrees of blue and green.
THIS IS TUMBLR
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For the past three nights my dreams have devolved into extremely vivid Good Omens content, and I'll be honest lads I don't think I can do this for another week.
i hate when men complain about womenâs body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth
I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white
wouldnât that make the shark a
grate white
This post got weird
This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasnât a destination so much as a jumping off point.
Iâve never been so surprised not to encounter the word âsmoothâ in a text post
Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.
google/british men in uniform suffering
pornhub.com/sad british men in unfirom suffering and dying
ponrhub.com/his majestyâs most repressed naval officers in wigs obeying orders and being miserable
tumblr is so so beautiful to me because where else would I see yaoi of my great great great great great uncle's failed arctic expedition
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATâS THE POINT
âI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSâ âoh hey sabrina.â
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youâd grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Â
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youâd never run out of âyour sizeâ again
and you wouldnât have to work for it at all, and youâd never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donât see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnât kill me because everyone would know
Thatâs great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says âoh, yeah, thatâs just pete, he does this sometimes, donât worryâ
âBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.â
âDonât antagonize the fae.â
âI AM the fae, Susan.â
Also, considerâ people will know itâs you, but it doesnât say theyâll know what you are. âSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?â âWe.. we donât know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenât the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnât want to talk about it.â
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A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
"Alaska is a place known to the public, so setting a novel in a Alaska is not copyrightable."
I'm giggling. This is so sassy.
"That was a lot of reading." lmao
Oh, that is a VERY irritated judge.
had no internet for a couple of hours so i just opened my notes app and started writing a song about how john schnatter, ceo of papa johns, likes to fuck pizzas
heres what i got for the chorus
behold: the ballad of john schnatter aka the worst song ever written
by the way the song technically has a basis in reality, as in its based on this one quote tweet
just realized what i wrote accidentally kinda follows the same plot as ra ra rasputin:
guy gets into a really powerful position while also having a lot of sex
a similarly poweful group of elites become fed up with the guy and conspire to kill him
the guy dies from this plot, forever cementing his legacy as a guy who had a lot of sex