Quinn's Blog

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

the day crouton.net goes down its actually over

its over

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

what did todd howard ever even lie about all the dude does is make kinda flawed games

he looked me in the eyes and told me he loved me