Savage Garden

Okay, this is actually funny

weenie hut jr. was funny as hell but like we can all agree the salty spittoon was 100% a gay bar

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever

"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!