I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but theyβre always so profound. Itβd be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:
βYouβve had that song stuck in your head for days. Itβs driving me nuts, too.β
βWhy are you making a grocery list in your head while weβre having sex?β
βIs that reallyΒ what you think about my ass?β
βStop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.β
βNo, you didnβt forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.β
βYes, that sounds much better in your head.β
βIs that really who youβre daydreaming about naked?β
βLess homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. Iβm in a meeting over here.β
βItβs coffee youβre craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.β
βThanks for the road rage thoughts. Iβll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.β
βIf you thinkΒ βknit, knit, purl,β one more time, Iβll stab you with those needles.β
