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@kazuallystealsyourwallet
Hello! You can call me Snips (my nickname), and I’m from Ontario.
I used to make incorrect Six of Crows, but accidentally deleted my blog. This is a replica, but everything else I ever made is now gone. If you recognize the URL “kazuallystealsyourwallet”, yes, this is me.
If you want to send me a message, ask first because I have locked message settings.
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Blogs:
Shades of Magic: @kelilahmaresh
Downton Abbey: @sybilbranson
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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Physcology: well actually licking is a sign of—
cassian and/or
Alex, to Henry: *sends a voice message*
Henry: I’m kinda busy, is it urgent?
Alex: no just listen later
(Later)
Henry: I should probably listen to that
Alex’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE—
Wylan, to Kaz: *sends a voice message*
Kaz: I’m busy is it urgent?
Wylan: no just listen later
(Later)
Kaz: oh I should listen to that
Wylan’s message: THERE’S A FIRE—
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Everything Underrated In Derry Girls
sister michael and her one-liners
"we're mary and gerry and we're living in derry"
granda joe having to be high on drug scones to actually be nice to gerry
the drug scones
nicola coughlan filming both bridgerton and derry girls at the same time
erin saying "ah-ha! and she also fancies james. don't you find that a bit weird?" and then going out with him to prom in season 2
how the gang hates james for being english and not for him being supposedly gay
THEIR ACCENTS
james saying "everyone here uses the word 'wee' to describe things that aren't even small!"
colm mccool being an energy-sucking vampire
orla going with granda joe to the prom
"swear on dolly!"
aunt sarah and ma mary trying to steal their mammy's earrings from bridie's dead body
"well if you lot had stopped trying to invade us for five fucking minutes, there'd be a lot less to slog through!"
how they get 'dreams' by the cranberries stuck in your head for days on end
you said yes
I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal
Oooh, I know this one! The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration - they make the rules for flying here in the US) has designated “roads” in the sky to keep all the commercial jets from running into each other. When you’re headed the same direction at the same speed, you don’t get in each other’s way. If you’re heading east you fly at one elevation, and west-bound planes fly at a different height. There are lots of rules to keep mid-air crashes to a minimum.
However, if you’re running late, or weather in one spot is bad, you can call up Air Traffic Control and ask for a new route! And they will look at their little radar screens and maps of all the airplanes in the area, and tell you what shortcut you can take.
I am a little bit overcome by this. We made actual imaginary tunnels in the sky so our giant metal birds can fly through the open air in the most organized, polite way possible. We check in over our designated long distance thought projection machine channel that anyone can listen in on but we all promise not to interrupt to get permission to swap imaginary sky tunnels. We come up with the weirdest impossible shit and immediately give it boundaries! Humans are ridiculous. I mean yes these are good rules and many many people would die if we didnt have them, a+ on these rules, but if you take a step back wanting to sunder every natural limitation we can find and then going ahead and building our own so nothing gets too messy is a fucking hilarious art for a species to compulsively pursue.
Jedi Master Ahsoka Tano <3
I’d like to think that in elementary school, Luke was the kid who bit people, Alex was the kid crying every time their parents dropped them off, and Reggie was the kid who ate play dough and crayons. The holy trinity.
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Do you know what’s the BEST and MOST CHAOTIC dynamic in history? Real or fictional?
English/Social Studies whiz who’s written three books but would die if someone held a gun to their head and told them to do basic algebra
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Math/Science genius who understands astrophysics but doesn’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re and can’t spell definately
Kaz: I hate going to funerals they’re so awkward. I never know what to say.
Inej: say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.
*at the funeral*
Kaz: sorry for your loss, move on
Inej:
Inej: no
Peter: What is the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
Lucy: Knife to the throat.
Caspian: Gun to the back.
Edmund: Poison in his cup.
Eustace: You're all horrible...
Jesper: woah buried treasure!
Kaz: what did you find?
Jesper: a skeleton!
Edmund: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Peter: 420.
Edmund: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Susan: 69?
Edmund: Yeah, it was 69.
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