A Tangled Ever After special of everything that happened in the 24/48 hours leading up to Anthony and Kate’s wedding.
Storyline 1 - Kanthony and the revolving door of chaperones
It starts with Lady Danbury, who literally has to separate them with her cane because these two couldn’t behave for one second.
Violet drags Lady Danbury into an emergency, and Lady Danbury ropes Eloise, who gets sick of these love sick idiots after 5 minutes and is also not eligible to be a chaperone. Mrs. Wilson sees these two practically unsupervised lovebirds and decides to become their chaperone. She clears her throat too many times, to the point that her voice is raspy by the next day.
She walks ten paces behind the happy couple like a ghost at a funeral procession, wishing for deafness.
Storyline 2 - The Matriarchs putting out actual fires
Lady Danbury, Mary and Violet keep putting out one fire after the other, like literally:
1. The flowers are lime green.
2. The venue smells like actual shit for some reason.
3. Kate’s dress briefly catches fire, and the ladies drag Madam Delacroix out of a compromising situation to fix the dress (practically at gun point).
Storyline 3 - The Diamonds and the Cake
Daphne, Francesca and Edwina 💎💎💎 deal with a “crisis” in which the wedding cake is medium pink instead of light medium pink. Daphne sees the cake, panics, and drags Francesca to the kitchen. Edwina sees the fuss and goes to the kitchen and freaks out along with Daphne. Francesca is like “wtf its cake ??” and is broken out by Eloise (who ran away from disgustingly in love Kanthony while they argued about something affectionately)
The two of them are on their way to sit in the garden in perfect silence when Benedict appears: “We need help. Hypothetically. With a woman.”
Daphne and Edwina are left to deal with the cake in perfect Diamond grace and fashion.
Storyline 4 - The Groomsmen Vs The Drunk Ex
Colin, Benedict and Simon are dealing with Anthony’s drunk and unhinged ex.
The unhinged ex is knocked unconscious and has to be hidden in a closet until the happy couple leaves for their honeymoon.
Benedict enlists the help of Eloise and Francesca.
It turns out the the girls did a good job of sharing the single brain cell fighting for its life among the Bridgerton siblings; because Eloise ends up being the planner, and makes sure that no one dies, while we learn that Francesca thrives in a crisis, and is terrifyingly competent.
Benedict paints a sign that says “Storage” and hangs it crookedly.
Storyline 5 - Gregory and Hyacinth lost the fucking rings
The storylines collide with people distracting each other while others carry unconscious ladies and charred dresses behind each others backs as they “act normal”.
The running themes are: “Do Not Tell the Bride” and “Absolutely Do Not Tell the Groom”
The wedding day arrives and everyone (except Anthony and Kate, who are blissfully unaware and too happy and excited for words) is barely holding it together.
Penelope sees traumatised Eloise and Colin and is like “Where were you ??? Several wars ???”
Violet sees the Featheringtons and is instantly triggered by their lime green dresses because they look exactly like the flowers she fought tooth and nail to fix last night.
The special ends with the happy couple off to their honeymoon, clueless because for the first time, they are not responsible for everything, while everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
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