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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
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in Finland, it is illegal to kill a bear when it’s hibernating. If you ask a hunter why that is, a number of them will tell you it’s wrong simply because it is the law, and they don’t make a distinction between what is right, and what is legal. Most people like that are perfectly normal, decent and respectable people, just like the rest of us.
But if you ask people who think about things, the answer is vague. Killing a hibernating bear would just feel… impolite? You can’t fucking shoot a man when he’s sleeping, that’s just fucking rude. It’s just not the right thing to do.
Long before hunting laws were established in Finland, you couldn’t kill a sleeping bear, and what commands you is something older than law: tradition. Even at a time when hunting was a matter of life and death, and a bear fighting for its life is mainly a matter of death, you just didn’t kill a hibernating bear, you have to wake it up first. Hunters risked their lives, the lives of their brothers and everyone in the hunting party, who were friends, family and men that they loved, to give the bear a fighting chance.
In the modern time, the hunting season of bears is in the summer, for the warmest summer months. There are many reasons for why they are allowed to tread safely in autumn and to sleep in peace through the cold months, almost all of which are rational and scientific, and do not touch the old traditions.
Old faith says a living thing has many souls - henki, luonto, itse. Plants only have one - the one that wills them to grow. Animals have two, both the spark of life and nature that enables them to act. A human being also has the third, one that makes them a person, personality, itse, literally “self”. But the soul that travels in your dreams is not the soul that defines a human - animals have that one as well. When your dog runs in her sleep, her soul is elsewhere, where a dog is needed.
One’s waking soul is elsewhere when they sleep and dream. A bear’s soul is somewhere else when they are hibernating - there are two words for “hibernation” in finnish, one of which is talviuni, “winter sleep”, and that is the one that bears have - and if you kill a sleeping bear, their soul is not in the body, it is still out there, and it can find you, and as a revenge for killing its body, Ghost Bear will kill your entire fucking family.
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it
what "level" are you
egg
hatchling
baby dragon
dragon
still a dragon
mega dragon
super hella dragon
UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.
Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
PREPARE FOR INCOMING MOON JOY
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
The extremely Mormon urge to be as loud and and joyful and friendly and kind and weird as possible vs the other extremely Mormon urge to be quiet and unobtrusive and avoid getting exterminated
there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search
the site where everything's made up and the posts don't matter
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL 😭😭😭😭WHAT TO DO 😭😭😭😭WHAT TO THINK😭😭😭😭 WHAT TO DRAW😭😭😭😭 Hey guys I think I found a glue
people will call Mormons heretical apostasy occultists and then pretend like that's not the coolest thing ever

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Chapter 1: The Thunderhead Boy
There was grass as far as the eye could see. This is where it always ended up. Nothing but grass. Sometimes, during the day, with white clouds floating across the sun & the violently blue sky. Other times, a sky illuminated by more stars than the boy had ever seen. But day or night, he was running through grass.
This time, it was neither. The sky was grey, like a wall of stone. The grass brushed against the boy’s shins. He was wearing a wool tunic, which fell to his knees. He was barefoot, so he felt his feet dig into the moist dark earth as he ran. The grass moved. Not like it was blown in the breeze, but like something was hiding in it. This made him run faster.
He ran and ran until he felt a pain in his foot, which made him fall on his knees. Looking down, he saw a snake. Black, stained with red from the blood running from his heel. Before he could think better of it, he yanks the snake off his foot. It writhes in his hand, causing him to throw it on the ground. And then he brings his other foot down on the head of the snake. Again. Again. Again.
Every time his foot landed, a peal of thunder rang through, and he was nearly blinded by the light from each strike. They were so close, he could feel the heat from every bolt, he could taste the plasma in the air.
When the snake is thoroughly crushed, and his leg coated in the snake’s black blood, the winds pick up around him. As they rushed past his ear, he was convinced he could hear voices. It was a cacophony, and he was unable to pick up on any particular voice. They were familiar to him though. He heard these voices often in his dreams. And although he would never admit it, he did hear them once during a winter storm. One voice did join the throng though, and he was able to clearly discern this one.
“Wake up!” It was the voice of the Boy’s Aunt, Regina Walker. As he opened his eyes, he was met with the sight of her sitting on his bed, a concerned look in her eyes.
“Was it the snake dream again,” she asked.
“Yeah.”
“Well, you’re here now. So get up. Breakfast is waiting.” Regina got up, and closed the door behind her, leaving the boy to his thoughts. And his mind always raced after dreams like that.
A knock on the door. “Adrien,” said the voice of his cousin, Janet, from the other side. “Just thought you should know, Ms Jackson is out today, so, we have Mr Petrov. I swear, if you embarrass me again…”
“You’ll lock me in the Chicken Coop again,” Adrien offered. “Sorry Jan, but that threat hasn’t worked on me in 6 years.” When Janet stormed off, he thought about the last time Mr Petrov substituted. It’s not like he planned on getting into a fight with the teacher. But, he had to call the British “Famine Architects,” and it went about as well as anyone would think. He apologized to Petrov after. But, his cousin couldn’t let it go.
He walked down to the kitchen, and saw Janet & his Aunt sitting at the old round table in the corner. They each had a bowl of porridge. Adrien grabbed a bowl from the cupboard, and dished up a bowl, sitting at the table. The radio was on, and projecting clear skies.
“Ok, kids. I won’t be home until late. There was a rockslide last night, so we need to work on clearing the trails.” This was usual. Regina worked for the Bighorn Canyon Recreation Area, so when something happened, she had to help take care of it. “Let’s get you guys to school.”
Adrien squeezed into the back seat of the car, with a paper bowl of porridge on his lap. As he ate it, the flavor of brown sugar dancing across his tongue, he stared out the window at the passing landscape. Buildings were sparse this far out from the center of town, leaving things more or less natural, and the roads rockier than you’d think legal. They drove alongside a creek, where Adrien would go fishing when he needed a break from everything. The area was flooded with trees as well. Mostly the spruces, and of course the ponderosa pine. But, there is a bur oak somewhere in the mess of trees that he felt drawn to.
As they got closer to town, the roads got stabler, the trees thinned, and the air got thicker. They were stuck behind a bus, so Adrien & Janet got out.
“Love you kids,” Regina said from the window. “And Adrien,” she said before he could walk off, “you’ve got this.”
It was crowded in the hall. The mass of students were pushing past each other, trying to get to their lockers, or their first class. Adrien threw away his empty bowl in a trash can at the end of the hall, and then walked to his locker.
“Hey, Walker, what’s your cousin up to tonight?” Adrien wished his locker was next to literally anyone else. He would rather be by the jocks who don’t shower after gym, or the Jehovah’s Witness who’s trying to convert him, or even his math teacher. But no, it had to be the creep trying to get his cousin.
“Look Steve, she doesn’t… Just stop, she's not interested.” Adrien felt like he’s said this at least once a week. But Steve just doesn’t get the message.
“She hasn’t even given me a ch…”
“Stop man. She doesn’t have to, any more than you have to give Rhonda a chance.”
Adrien left his textbooks in his locker, but it was worth getting chewed out by his math teacher to get out of that conversation.
The rest of the day was relatively normal. Until his Seventh Period class, English. As he had been warned, Mr Petrov was the substitute. He was a short man, who was balding slightly. He spoke with a high voice, and a strong east european accent. He left Russia a few years previously, and started teaching almost immediately.
Adrien sat down next to Julia. She slipped him a small handful of candy. “Mr Kalai was generous today, so I thought I’d share the spoils.” It was Black Licorice.
“You know Jules…”
“Don’t call me that,” she interrupted.
“Sometimes, you’re not the worst,” he finished, as he started chewing on one of the licorice sticks.
Mr Petrov clapped from the front of the class. “It is time for class, so let’s put our eyes up. Today, we are talking about…”
“Where’s Ms Jackson,” asked a girl in the front of class.
“Ms Jackson is fine. She just needed to take her daughter to the hospital. But she called me, and Little Janie is fine.”
Several people cheered at this, and Petrov let them for about 30 seconds. Ms Jackson usually brought her infant daughter to class, and everyone loved her.
“Anyway,” Petrov’s voice cut through the cheers, “Today we are talking about poetry. Notebooks out.”
The Lecture today was about the history of Poetry. It was actually rather interesting. Poetry originally began as the primary method of sharing tradition. Before writing, people needed some way to remember their genealogy, laws, and myths, and the use of poetry made it easier, like how someone can memorize a song easier than plain speech.
“And one of the methods of doing this was through the use of stock phrases. For example, Indo-European Religions had a myth of a Thunder God killing a Serpent, and through the poetry of their descendant cultures, we see the stock phrase of…”
“Gʷent hógʷim,” Adrien blurted out.
“He slew the Serpent,” said Petrov, as if Adrien had said nothing. People were staring at him as his cheeks burned.
Class finished, and the class was gone before the final bell rang. Adrien awkwardly shuffled up to the teacher’s desk.
“Hey, Mr Petrov. I’m sorry about interrupting your lesson.”
“It is okay,” the teacher said, as he put the attendance sheet inside the substitute binder. “I am more curious about how you knew that.”
“I don’t know. I just knew it.” He felt embarrassed, because he knew how dumb of an excuse that was. But, Petrov seemed to accept it.
Adrien, after dropping off his textbooks at his locker, he went to the gym. Janet had lacrosse practice after school, so Adrien went to watch practice while he waited for her.
Janet sighed when she saw him. “We’re going home with Rhonda today. Now, please don’t embarrass me again.”
After an hour of practice, the team went to the locker rooms to change, talking about the upcoming game. Adrien yelled after Janet, telling her he’ll be waiting at the front of the school for her.
He made a detour to his locker, dropping off the homework he finished during practice. That’s something I won’t have to worry about tonight he thought. He then went to wait by the locker room, where Janet would inevitably make him carry her gym bag.
As he walked closer to the locker rooms, he heard a girl’s voice. He couldn’t make out what was being said, but she sounded distressed. He rushed to the hallway just outside the locker room door, and saw Steve cornering Janet.
“Look,” Steve said, “Give it a chance. You know you want to.”
Before Adrien could process what he was doing, he was across the room, and pulled Steve away from Janet. “Leave her alone,” he said, standing between the two.
“Look, I’ll leave her alone if she gives me a chance. It’s not like she hasn’t…”
The rest of the sentence was cut off by a fist to the abdomen. Janet ran back to the locker room when the fist made contact, and yelled for Dean Sorensen. Before Steve could catch his breath, Adrien gave him an uppercut.
While he was standing over Steve, he heard a voice say “Walker, to my office, now.” It was the Dean, a woman who could make a marine shake in his boots, despite her 4’10 frame, and a face that saw the start of the Great Depression.
“Janet, Susan, carry Steve to the Nurses Office,” she said, before heading down the hallway. Most of the students were gone, so only the emergency lights were on. It lent an eerie atmosphere to the halls, paired with the sudden rain, which Adrien had just noticed. On reaching the end of the hall, the Dean opened her door, and gestured Adrien inside. He sat at the creaky metal folding chair in front of her desk.
“Your cousin told me what happened,” she started, staring daggers through Adrien. “Tell me your side of the story.”
“I saw him cornering her. He’s been harassing her for weeks. I was scared so I pulled her away.”
The Dean swivelled in her chair, and faced towards the computer on her desk. A few clicks of the mouse on her desk, and she pulled up the footage of that hallway. He saw Steve sitting on a bench by the gym doors. She fast-forwarded the footage. He perked up whenever he heard the door open. But when Janet left, he jumped up, and forced her into a corner, towering over her. Even though Janet was stronger, Steve still had a good six inches over her. He then saw himself walk into frame, and pull Steve away from Janet. Then, after a moment, he sees his arm jab Steve in the stomach.
“Adrien, I have to be honest. I trust you, and your cousin. But, I have to do something. We have a zero-tolerance policy.”
“He was…” he yelled.
“Don’t you raise your voice to me,” the Dean said. Unlike Adrien’s yell, her voice was quiet, but had so much presence it cut through his protests. “That is another thing to consider. You already have quite the student record. I understand why though. I was orphaned myself, and fell in with a bad crowd. But, you can’t let yourself be controlled by your emotions.”
The mention of being orphaned grated against him. His mother was alive, somewhere. She had to be. But he kept that to himself. He couldn’t afford to get in any more trouble.
“You understand I have to call your aunt,” Dean Sorensen said. “I know she’s working late tonight, so you can still go home with Rhonda. But, you will be suspended for a week. Don’t worry, Steve will be punished as well.”
He left the room, and dreaded the conversation he was going to have with Aunt Regina the next day.
Hey y'all, quick PSA because I just realized something awesome:
If you wanna know/learn something check your local library first!!!
I was looking on my public library's website, trying to find the search for its in person catalogue, but instead I first found that it offered a digital library Libby. Now, I've heard of that one, but upon scrolling down a bit more it said that it offers a bunch of online resources you can access with a library card. I clicked to see all, and STARS! There's so much I never knew about! Including:
Several news sites, from local to around the world
Digital libraries for audiobooks
Digital libraries for comicbooks
Digital libraries for movies and tv shows
Digital libraries for downloadable music
A language learning program (I'm particularly pumped about that one!)
Consumer reports (idk if it's the full subscription like my dad pays for, but if it is...!)
Auto Repair Source™ – "Contains information on most major domestic and imported vehicles, with repair information for vintage makes starting as far back as 1954."
Several sites that help you discover book recommendations based on your interests
A site where you can learn how to code from the ground up
Several reference finding sites
And plenty more!
I'm aware that my local library may be better funded than some others (we got a cool makerspace a while back, among other upgrades), but it really never hurts to check! PLEASE feel free to share any gems you find in your library – whether digital or in-person!
The Fifth of July Fast
I think it's a very obvious reason that the Religious Freedom thing next week is a Fast, and not a Feast (the typical event for celebration). It's because Religious Freedom is on the decline
Religious Freedom isn't merely the Freedom to Practice (although that is an important part), it's the Freedom from Undue Religious Influence
So, we're not just fasting so that people in other countries can be free to practice their faith. We're Fasting to make sure the Freedom of Religion we have in this country isn't collapsed, and people will still have the Freedom to Practice their faiths (especially if they're not considered Christians, because they're the ones who are at risk here)
I would be careful framing "Freedom of Religion" as the "Freedom from Undue Religious Influence," because that mindset is what France has used to ban hijabs, sikh turbans, jewish yamulkes, and other "ostentatious" religious symbols from professional sports, government buildings, and public schools. They say that seeing someone else wear an "ostentatious" religious symbol infringes on the rights of the viewer to be free from religious influence. And then use that mindset to oppress primarily black and brown people.
I agree that it's a relevant term for things like opposing Texas's requirement of biblical text in school curriculums. But just know that "freedom from undue religious influence" can be a harmful mindset, too.
The key is securing a healthy space for religious diversity (including lack-of-religion) in our countries.
That is a good point, and something I should have considered
I certainly wasn't thinking in those extremes. But I should have been aware that they could have been taken in that way
Thanks for your comments
The Fifth of July Fast
I think it's a very obvious reason that the Religious Freedom thing next week is a Fast, and not a Feast (the typical event for celebration). It's because Religious Freedom is on the decline
Religious Freedom isn't merely the Freedom to Practice (although that is an important part), it's the Freedom from Undue Religious Influence
So, we're not just fasting so that people in other countries can be free to practice their faith. We're Fasting to make sure the Freedom of Religion we have in this country isn't collapsed, and people will still have the Freedom to Practice their faiths (especially if they're not considered Christians, because they're the ones who are at risk here)

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So... I'm writing a story
It's like Percy Jackson (ie a story about a Demigod Child), but it's about the hypothetical Proto-Indo-European Pantheon (using a document I was able to find by practitioners who are refreshingly anti-racist as the starting source. A friend sent it to me)
I figured I'm going to need to get it out at some point, and it'll give me a good start on my editing
Should I share Chapter 1 of "The Storm Below"
Yes, give us the Writing
No, we couldn't care less
You'll be Sorry (but yes please)
You're not going to actually finish this one, are you...
Tumblrstake, I was talking to my institute teacher and he was talking about old views on something that's become normal in the church now. It was completely bewildering to me that someone could think PLAYING CARDS could be against our moral standard, even non-casino type games. Hello??? Was that normal a couple decades ago, is it still normal?
Beliefs on Playing Cards
I grew up being taught they're bad and people around me still think that now
I grew up being taught they're bad but very few/noone around me still believe it
I didn't grow up being taught they're bad at all
Didn't grow up in the church/results
Comments or reblogs with further explanations are very welcome!
I wasn't raised in the Church, and no one told me Playing Cards were evil (I did read it in Mormon Doctrine at one point, but my Seminary Teacher said "yeah, that's not the case")
But, then I learned about people in the 80s who made up whole card games because they believed playing cards were evil, but not Rook Cards