the scene of maester orwyle going “oh and also aegon had all the rat catchers killed” so nonchalantly he is so desensitized to this targaryen bs
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the scene of maester orwyle going “oh and also aegon had all the rat catchers killed” so nonchalantly he is so desensitized to this targaryen bs

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just in case anyone forgot how wildly colorful Georgian interiors could be, even among the working class to the wealthy:
and EVEN WHEN things were more muted/neutral, the neutrality was OFFSET by ACCENT COLORS and HIGH CONTRAST between the wood tones and everything ELSE
ALSO AMERICAN COLONIAL INTERIORS POPPED OFF, Y'ALL (IN TERMS OF COLOR/COZINESS)
PEOPLE USED WHITEWASH AND COLORFUL TRIM OR EVEN JUST COLORFUL FURNITURE IF THEY COULD AFFORD TO DO SO
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FRENCH AND BRITISH AND AMERICAN WALLPAPERS
"ELIZABETH" YOU CRY, "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EXTRA THIS MORNING?! IT'S MONDAY"
Because, my friend, my war on GREIGE will NEVER end.
Historic interiors were filled with LIFE and LIGHT and COLOR. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
Part of the reason we don't see a lot of textile art is because, frankly, textiles tend to degrade over time - especially ones that had utility! And yes, pigments and weaving and dying all boosted the expense of things, when we were finally reliably block-printing fabrics and broad reams of paper, it was no longer just the wealthy who could afford pretty patterns!
In the Americas, a far wider variety of pigments also became available because of the abundance of... well, a shitton of flora and minerals, some of which weren't as common in Europe.
WHY THE HIGHLIGHTER COLORS? you ask.
CANDLES.
Those colors reflect candlelight and natural sunlight REALLY WELL.
Humans LOVE bright colors, it's NOT just a thing for kids. We live in a brilliant, vibrant, multifaceted world. We ALWAYS have.
(STOP MAKING YOUR HISTORIC SIMS 4 BUILDS BE BLAND. STOP IT.)
On the subject of Colonial America: don't forget, even if you couldn't afford wallpaper, wall stenciling might still be in reach!
(If ever you have the opportunity to visit the Stencil House at the Shelburne Museum in Vermont (pictured above at 3, 4, and 5), I highly recommend.)
And that's before you get into American painted murals:
Embrace the decorative arts, folks!
I'm sorry but you absolutely cannot strip Jane Austen's work of Regency politics and social etiquette without the entire narrative collapsing into nonsense.
Modern writers need to stop treating Austen’s world like a generic, pretty fairy tale, and start remembering that her books were actually razor-sharp critiques of a brutal socioeconomic landscape with examinations of class, gender, power and money that are still culturally relevant today.
I will be fair, the trailer doesn't look that bad (except why does Edward look so old? Is this a new trend? Hallmark had an older Edward too, the man is 24)
But that tagline, Being agreeable never did a woman any good and the director's near disdain for history and the original text outlined in this article:
“I’m a little bit sick of the sort of fetishization of that time period, and this idea that everybody spent, like, seven hours doing their hair and makeup, and everything was always pristine, and somebody was always waiting to help you out of your dress or whatever. I’m not a historian, but I don’t buy all of it.”
"I know I'll be criticized for lack of historical accuracy, so why don't I call you all creepers for liking up-dos before you can protest. Also, I'm proud to be ignorant."
“One of our actors hadn’t seen the previous film, and he hadn’t read the book, and he asked me whether he should,” Oakley recalls. “I was like, ‘Well, maybe don’t.’ It’s kind of important for some people to come at this without any of those preconceptions. Something I would love is for people who know nothing of the book and who haven’t seen previous versions of it to see this and to connect with it.”
Remember when we were all so excited that Ian McKellen was a huge fan of the books of Lord of the Rings and kept them on set? Where did that energy go? Though honestly, I'd be happy to see a new Sense & Sensibility adaptation that leaves 1995 alone. If Margaret is a pirate again, I'm out.
I just... have some hesitancy.
"Something I would love is for people who know nothing of the book and who haven’t seen previous versions of it to see this and to connect with it.”
I find this sentiment confusing as well-- I do get that getting an actor to not compare themself to other actors who have done the part can be good, because they can bring a fresh take on the character, and they won't be imitating a past performance, but then when you go one step farther, and say, "you shouldn't even read the book!" that's when it seems kind of odd to me. Like surely, reading the book, seeing the thoughts of the character, understanding more about who they are, surely that could only benefit a performance?
The whole movie is an adaptation of the books, so why would reading and understanding the source material-- and having your performance informed by that, be a bad thing? If anything, that's the one thing I would expect out of any adaptation, and I feel like an actor shouldn't be discouraged from reading the source material of what they are adapting.
Yeah, I'm on board with not watching previous adaptations, but to say not to read the novel? That bothers me.

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no jane austen character has filled me with rage and revulsion the way john fucking thorpe does dear god like i know that guy he cornered me at a party once sky-high on cocaine and made me listen to him describe the entire plot of the odyssey and when i pointed out he’d gotten some pretty important details wrong he called his sister over and she told me i was the “sweetest thing [she’d] ever seen” then spilled her drink on my dress on purpose
The thing that pisses me off about bad period movie adaptations is when they go for a realist tone but don't care about what real people wore or thought. Like the tone is realist, the acting is realist, the colour palette is realist, and the clothes are things that real people at some point in time have worn. But they aren't accurate to the period, and it's just like. That's not a realistic depiction of the period or the people in it. So what's the point in being realist???
Incidentally, this is why I don't care that the recent Wuthering heights wasn't realistic period dress or society etc. It was blatantly symbolic (and Symbolic!) and wasn't trying for realism or period accuracy, so I don't criticise it for period inaccuracy. Like, who walks across the moors in a massive tulle gown in real life? No one ever, and that's the point. It's obviously performance, and that's what its going for. My criticisms are based on other criteria.
But this new adaptation of S&S seems realist - the colour palette and grading, the costumes and hair that aren't accurate but look like something real people at some point in time have worn, the characters that read like real(ish) modern women... It's trying to read as realist without being realistic and just. What's the point in setting it in the past then?? Why adapt Sense and Sensibility, a realistic realist novel, into an unrealistic realist movie?
I'm just so tired of earth tones being "realist." People wore bright clothes! The past wasn't drab, honestly it might have been brighter than now given our whole obsession with beige minimalism.
But no, it's not realistic unless it's BROWN and BORING
This is just modern minimalism imposed on the past. Just make a modern.
This is all just P&P 2005 recycled over and over
The thing I find particularly irritating is that they will then justify it with stuff like "and people didn't sit still for hours and hours to have their hair and makeup done everyday! stuff wasn't pristine because they lived in it! and those fashion plates only reflect the absolute top of society!" (as the writer for this adaptation did). Because it's like,
a) If you are doing Jane Austen, you are doing the top of society, percentage-wise. Stop lying to yourself. (Even the Dashwoods. They're poor in comparison to their previous situation but they still have incomes and more to the point, their old clothes.) They have servants. There is someone waiting to help them change clothes.
b) Oh my god it does not take hours to twist someone's hair up and stick a comb in it, and cosmetics were minimal. The alternative to pristine is not "full blown mess".
c) Have you ever heard of this marvelous technology, "cotton printing"? It had been around in Europe for about a century by the Regency and recent technological advances had made printed cotton even more affordable by 1800, such that basic prints were quickly becoming the cheapest and most common fabrics among the poor and middle class. The more you know!
The thing is, we know how long it took to get dressed in period costumes and do period hairstyles, and it isn't any longer than a lot of modern women's hair and makeup routines.
There are a shitton of videos on Youtube about people putting on period clothes or doing period hair, often with explaining the various parts of it and giving close-up views of cool details, and even with narrating everything it still only takes 10-15 minutes max to get into outfits from eras that have much more elaborate clothing than the Regency. Hairstyles are similar. And they didn't wear much makeup. Compare that with the time it takes to do a trendy blow-out hairstyle and full makeup today, and it may actually take less time to get ready in the Regency period.
Any movie, no matter how accurate it is, is going to change things for the sake of making things more palatable to modern audiences. That's part of theater. The question is which things are they changing, what message is the audience receiving, and most importantly, does it serve the plot and the characters and the themes. And usually, it doesn't!
Here's the thing about costumes in theater and movies. A character's clothes and styling should tell you something about that character. Here is a shot from a stage version of Les Mis. You can tell that the woman crouched down is decently prosperous; you can tell that the woman behind her standing up is, well, dirt poor. You can tell that the man kneeling down is closer to the crouching woman in status than to the standing woman. You can tell their relative social status at a glance without any further information.
Besides class and gender, costuming can be used to tell you how a character is feeling, their relationship to other characters, their attitudes towards tradition and generational conflicts, and so much more. Are they conservative or a free spirit? Are they shy or outgoing? Are they angry or happy? Costuming and styling choices are character choices--so many times, actors will say that their character's costumes changed how they inhabited that character, how they played them.
The problem with most recent period movies is that they don't do any of this. Or they do it half-heartedly, and badly. They're more concerned with giving the characters a modern vibe than with using their clothing and hair and styling thoughtfully. They're so worried about not being "relatable" to modern audiences that they give up one of the major artistic tools of characterization.
wuthering heights is better than persuasion because when wentworth was rejected for being poor he ran away to become a sailor and came back all yearning and strange but when heathcliff was rejected for being poor he made it everyone’s problem and came back as a menace ready to ruin everyone’s lives and cathy, an arguably worse menace, got jealous and possessive despite being married, called her sister-in-law an “impertinent little monkey” for showing interest in him, and then died with all the flair and drama of someone who knew she’d haunt the narrative
We also have no idea where Heathcliff got that money. Wentworth is all explained and boring; Heathcliff might have robbed a bank. Such a fun mystery!
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Though his fifteenth nameday was still half a year away, Prince Jacaerys proved himself a man, and a worthy heir to the Iron Throne.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
Season 3 Episode 1 - Salt and Sea, Fire and Blood
Mia asleep in Meredith’s arms….
Someone sedate me, because the way that I screamed when I saw this 🥺
MEREDITH & MIA → 1x06 Molnija
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“I’m so glad you’re okay.” “I’m so glad you’re here.”
VAMPIRE ACADEMY (2022-)
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wistfully lean out my window and watch the sun set on the lake. it might not feel real, but it's okay

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I'm absolutely losing my fucking mind thinking about the car ride from Court to Palm Springs. You got:
Eddie, who's wound so tight he's about to burst, hell bent to restore his honor as a guardian. Looking at every single thing like it's a threat.
Rose filled with rage and frustration that Jill's safety is out of her hand. And wracked with crushing guilt feeling like she ruined the life of everyone in that car.
Adrian in genuine agony having to be around Rose, desperately trying to disassociate so he doesn't have to comprehend that she's there. Also furious he's being shipped off to Timbuktu.
Jill who was pulled away from everything she's ever known, dealing with the fact people are actively trying to kill her, and recovering from the trauma of her attack. And now also is given a front row ticket to the shit show inside of Adrian's head.
All the while you got Abe, completely unbothered, just vibing trying to get someone to play the license plate game with him.
It was probably a fucking shit show.
I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.